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Jim Davis When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes." Steven Wright Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it. Richard Whately I'd like mornings better if only they started a bit later. Unknown There are two ways of waking up in the morning.
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110 Best Funny Morning Quotes To Start The Day With A Smile Written by Rajnandini Roychoudhury on 22 February 2021 ; Updated on 6 April 2023 Sub-edited by Jacob Fitzbright 13 mins to read Mornings can be wonderful with funny good morning quotes.
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Funny Morning Quotes "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Dean Martin "Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day." Glen Cook
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1. Good morning to you, even though the morning is not good. I hate waking up this early. But I got to do it anyway. Coffee may make it better. 2. Morning is never a good one unless coffee pours down some energy in me. So let me have a strong cup of coffee to wish you a good morning. 3.
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Make the days count.". — Muhammad Ali. "Do and act on what you believe to be right, and you'll wake up the next morning feeling good about yourself.". — Janet Reno. Woman's Day/Getty.
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I wake up dead." — James Marsden "Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore." — Rachel Caine "My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door." — Willie Geist
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Have a great day! Love is blind until I wake up and see your face in the morning! Sending you a good morning message in the wake of the day and hoping it's not the only GOOD you see today. If the world was kind to me, it would have slept like an Olympic discipline. Good morning to everyone living in this cruel, unjust world.
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Paul Terry I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. Jerome K. Jerome Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon. Tony Smite A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin When i wake up I'm so ugly even my iPhone doesn't recognize me. Unknown
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123 Beautiful Smile Quotes. Smile quotes can brighten anybody's day. It is said that a smile can even change your attitude, your day, and even your life. In short, a smile can change the work into a beautiful place. There are many ways to make someone smile, either thru actions, verbally, or simply by just giving them letters.
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1. "Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.". - Ralph Waldo Emerson. 2. "I get up every morning and it's going to be a great day. You never know when it's.
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1. "I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off." —Jarod Kintz 2. "Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead." —James Marsden 3. "Morning will come, it has no choice." —Marty Rubin The morning will always come, and you have no choice but to get up! 4. "Good morning is a contradiction of terms." —Jim Davis
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Here are some great Funny Morning Quotes to send to someone: "Good morning! It's time to wake up and give the bed bugs rest, you've really made them suffer with all your snoring." "Good Morning, lazy! May this day be full of productivity…from someone else! Obviously, not you!" "Good morning. Start the day with a fart just like any other day!"
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Funny Good Morning Quotes "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?" — J.R.R. Tolkien "Never face facts; if you do you'll never get up in the morning." — Marlo Thomas "Morning is wonderful.
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Then my mind laughs at me and says 'Good joke.'. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.". — Gehenna Toss. "Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o'clocks in one day.". — Terry Pratchett. "Morning will come, it has no choice.". — Marty Rubin.
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1. "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?" — J.R.R..
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Funny Ways to Say "Good Morning" A marvelous morning to you, my friend. You are someone who never quits, mainly because you never start. Have a very relaxing day! Alert, alert, the most wonderful human on earth is about to wake up! Blessed be your morning, o holy one!